JRR Tolkien Conspiracy Theory: He really is a Hobbit

Tolkien is a descendant of Samwise Gamgee: Bilbo started writing his adventures in the Red Book Frodo added his own adventures to the Red Book Frodo gives it to Sam who adds more. Sam’s daughter Goldilocks inherits it and lives in an area where Hobbit and Men live together The book was past down for generations. Tolkien writes the Hobbit and LOTR as though hes translating. WHAT IF HE REALLY IS JUST TRANSLATING???